artnarcotics:

asgardreid:

sextronautt:

we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police

Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.

!!!!!!!!!!

kawaiians:

if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar

teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

Everyone has a 2 AM and a 2 PM personality.
― (via seelengekritzel)